Rylanisms

Rylanisms

I wrote this post back in May, and I have no idea why I didn't post it then. Just imagine-- he's only gotten funnier in the last 5 months!





After he dumped all of the contents out of the fridge (one of a long series of misdemeanors that morning) and was watching me while I silently fumed and tried to keep my mouth shut so I wouldn't go completely and irrationally ballistic on him:

How you doing back there Mom?

After I had asked him to do something:

Rylan: No!
Mom: Rylan, we don't say no. Say "yes, Mom!"
Rylan: I don't want to say yes mom! I said yes mom yesterday.


When I gave him a piece of apple:

Mom, this is Mr. Sluppy Apple.

Just now while I was writing this post:

"Mom, it's okay! You have the power!"

(Not only was I not talking to him right then, but we don't watch TV and I've never said anything like that to him in my life).

This child amuses me to no end.